Joker:
Oh howdy Batman…..I see you’re here and back again
and this time you’re all alone... where are all your superfriends?

excuse the mess I’ve made see blood is murder on my curtains
tried to wash the stains out but think I’ve used the wrong detergent

you seemed concerned and you keep staring at these hostages
not to worry my old friend cause see they’re only mostly dead

but I’d be careful... you don’t want to move around too much
this room is booby trapped with lots of bombs and chemicals and such

to be honest I only did this so we could have a talk
and not the usual where we fight I mean a heart to heart

over the years I think it’s gotten kinda outta hand
the world’s greatest detective they call you but still don’t understand

see I’m suicidal but for real I’m scared to off myself
no matter how many times I have tried I think I need some help

and when I first saw you you seemed to be the killing sort
you kind of really look like a villain and have a scary voice


how could i know back then that you couldn’t even pull the trigger
I’ve tried to think of all the reasons but i couldn’t figure

I’ve slaughtered thousands of people...some right in front your face
I’ve even faked an escape and all you ever did was chase

used some of your gadgets, locked me up inside asylums
then disappeared in the night like I would stay inside them

you must have known I’d break out and be on the loose again
sometimes I think you’ve been smoking scarecrow’s hallucinogens




Batman:
so what is this..another plan another ploy you’re using
to have me distracted while you get away in all the confusion

you’d think I’m really buying any of the lies you selling
all that’s gonna get you is batarangs all upside your melon

and even if this is true...that means you’re crazier
then anyone ever imagined I’m not here to play with ya

now release the hostages and tell your goons to stand down
or I’ll be whipping your ass straight back to Arkham clown


Joker:
Yeah I’m insane, crazy with it and no doubt that’s true
but take a look at you...a grown man in a bat suit

if you don’t think you have issues you crazier than hell
and one day you going to end up right beside me in a padded cell

might as well..cause that couldn’t be anymore embarrassing
than being on a team full of gods... how you compare to them?

alien Amazons...people with power rings
faster than light speedsters that do all kinds of nifty things

and what do you got...a mortal whose life will diminish
you’re not a hero just cause your super power’s white privilege

You’re not even popeye…. least he could eat some spinach
all it’s going to take is a knife or a bullet you’re finished

but I’m seeing all of this is falling on deaf ears
and I’ve been mistaken I’ve wasted my time for all these years

we’re so pathetic and I’m worse for not getting this joke
I would have made out better if I just paid off Deathstroke